hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
