Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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