There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
