I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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