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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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