All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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