Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
