The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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