She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
