Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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