i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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