Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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