you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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