i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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