I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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