I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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