Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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