god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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