she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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