; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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