I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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