i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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