I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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