people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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