yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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