I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Less talking, more tequila
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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