Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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