And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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