I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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