How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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