I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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