We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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