At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
only if we run a train.
done.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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