we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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