if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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