Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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