She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
