At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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