I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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