I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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