She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
