im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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