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Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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