I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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