Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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