We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
There's even glitter on my cock...
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