I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
