The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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