What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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