I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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