member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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