im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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