Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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