Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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