Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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